“But, my dear Ezekiel,” I began.

He interrupted me coldly.

“I must beg you in future,” he said, “to call me Mr. Stool.”

I stared at him.

“Call you Mr. Stool,” I gasped, “after all these years of impassioned friendship?”

He waved his hand.

“I repudiate them,” he said. “I repudiate them in their entirety.”

I drew myself up to a right angle with my lap.

“But, Mr. Stool,” I said, “surely you must realize the enormous magnitude of your escape?”

“Escape?” he said. “Escape from what?”