“Yes. But that’s what you said,” I said.
“A weed before the rind?” said my father.
“Yes, a transposition,” I explained, “of the initial consonants.”
“A transposition?” enquired my father.
“Yes, an error in enunciation,” I said, “such as frequently takes place under emotional stress.”
“But, I don’t understand,” said my father.
“You meant a reed before the wind,” I said.
“Well, of course,” said my father. “That’s what I said.”
“No, you said a weed,” I said, “a weed before the rind.”
“But how can a weed be before the rind?” said my father.