“Good! Eh?” he daring asks; “my style

Is all my own, it’s new.” “It’s vile,”

The Ape cries, midst the Hog’s dissent,

Who finds the dancing excellent;

Praises the grace of hams and paws,

Applauded, (he could spare applause,)

So natural! and owns that pigs

Shine less in minuets and jigs;

And even the critic he defies

To equal that which he decries.