CONTENTS
CHAPTER I
EARLY DAYSpage
I come into the world.—The story of my ancestry.—My mother.—Wilkie Collins.—The Collins family.—Slough and Upton.—The funeral of the Duchess of Kent.—The marriage of the Princess Royal.—Her Majesty Queen Victoria and the Prince Consort.—Their visits to my parents' studios.—The Prince of Wales.—Sir William Ross, R.A.—Westminster Abbey.—My composition.—A visit to Astley's Theatre.—Wilkie Collins and Pigott.—The Panopticon.—The Thames frozen over.—The Comet.—General Sir John Hearsey.—Kent Villa.—My father.—Lady Waterford.—Marcus Stone and Vicat Cole.—The Crystal Palace.—Rev. J. M. Bellew.—Kyrle Bellew.—I go to school.—Wentworth Hope Johnstone.[1]
CHAPTER II
ETON AND AFTER
Eton days.—Windsor Fair.—My Dame.—Fights and Fun.—Boveney Court.—Mr. Hall Say.—Boveney.—Professor and Mrs. Attwell.—I win a useful prize.—Alban Doran.—My father's frescoes.—Battle Abbey.—Gainsborough's Tomb.—Knole.—Our burglar.—Claude Calthrop.—Clayton Calthrop.—The Gardener as Critic.—The Gipsy with an eye for colour.—I attempt sculpture.—The Terry family.—Private theatricals.—Sir John Hare.—Miss Marion Terry.—Miss Ellen Terry.—Miss Kate Terry.—Miss Bateman.—Miss Florence St. John.—Constable.—Sir Howard Vincent.—I dance with Patti.—Lancaster Gate and Meringues.—Prayers and Pantries.[27]
CHAPTER III
MY FATHER'S FRIENDS
My father's friends.—The Pre-Raphaelites.—Plum-box painting.—The Victorians.—The Post-Impressionists.—Maclise.—Sir Edwin Landseer.—Tom Landseer.—Mulready.—Daniel Roberts.—Edward Cooke.—Burgess and Long.—Frith.—Millais.—Stephens and Holman Hunt.—Stanfield.—C. R. Leslie.—Dr. John Doran.—Mr. and Mrs. S. C. Hall.—The Virtues, James and William.—Mr. and Mrs. Tom Taylor.—A story of Tennyson.—Sam Lover.—Moscheles père et fils.—Philip Calderon.—Sir Theodore and Lady Martin.—Garibaldi.—Lord Crewe.—Fechter.—Joachim and Lord Houghton.—Charles Dickens.—Lord Stanhope.—William Hepworth Dixon.—Sir Charles Dilke.[48]
CHAPTER IV
WORK AND PLAY
School-days ended.—A trip to Paris.—Versailles and the Morgue.—I enter the office of Sydney Smirke, R.A.—Montagu Williams and Christchurch.—A squall.—Frith as arbitrator.—I nearly lose my life.—William Virtue to the rescue.—The Honourable Mrs. Butler Johnson Munro.—I visit Knebworth.—Lord Lytton.—Spiritualism.—My first picture in the Royal Academy.—A Scotch holiday with my friend Richard Dunlop.—Patrick Adam.—Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Lewis.—Mr. George Fox and Harry Fox.—Sir William Jaffray.—Mr. William Cobbett.—Adventures on and off a horse.—Peter Graham.—Cruikshank.—Mr. Phené Spiers.—Johnston Forbes-Robertson and Irving.—Fred Walker.—Arthur Sullivan.—Sir Henry de Bathe.—Sir Spencer Ponsonby.—Du Maurier.—Arthur Cecil.—Sir Francis Burnand.—The Bennett Benefit.[67]
CHAPTER V
SPY
My coming of age.—The letter.—The Doctor's verdict.—The Doctor's pretty daughter.—Arthur Sullivan.—"Dolly" Storey.—Lord Leven's garden party.—Professor Owen.—Gibson Bowles.—Arthur Lewis.—Carlo Pellegrini.—Paolo Tosti.—Pagani's.—J. J. Tissot.—Vanity Fair.—Some of the Contributors.—Anthony Trollope.—John Stuart Mill.—The World.—Edmund Yates.—Death of Lord Lytton.—Mr. Macquoid.—Luke Fildes.—Small.—Gregory.—Herkomer.—The Graphic.—Gladstone.—Disraeli, etc.[89]
CHAPTER VI
CARICATURE
Cannot be taught.—Where I stalk.—The ugly man.—The handsome man.—Physical defects.—Warts.—Joachim Liszt and Oliver Cromwell.—Pellegrini, Millais and Whistler.—The characteristic portrait.—Taking notes.—Methods.—Photography.—Tattersall's—Lord Lonsdale.—Lord Rocksavage.—William Gillette.—Mr. Bayard.—The bald man.—The humorous sitter.—Tyler.—Profiles.—Cavalry Officers.—The Queen's uniform.—My subjects' wives.—What they think.—Bribery.—Bradlaugh.—The Prince of Wales.—The tailor story.—Sir Watkin Williams Wynn.—Lord Henry Lennox.—Cardinal Newman.—The Rev. Arthur Tooth.—Dr. Spooner.—Comyns Carr.—Pigott.—"Piggy" Palk and "Mr. Spy."[109]
CHAPTER VII
PORTRAITURE
Some of my sitters.—Mrs. Tom Caley.—Lady Leucha Warner.—Lady Loudoun.—Colonel Corbett.—Miss Reiss.—The late Mrs. Harry McCalmont.—The Duke of Hamilton.—Sir W. Jaffray.—The Queen of Spain.—Soldier sitters.—Millais.—Sir William Cunliffe Brooks.—Holman Hunt.—George Richmond.—Sir William Richmond.—Sir Luke Fildes.—Lord Leighton.—Sir Laurence Alma Tadema.—Sir George Reid.—Orchardson.—Pettie.—Frank Dicksee.—Augustus Lumley.—"Archie" Stuart Wortley.—John Varley.—John Collier.—Sir Keith Fraser.—Sir Charles Fraser.—Mrs. Langtry.—Mrs. Cornwallis West.—Miss Rousby.—The Prince of Wales.—King George as a boy.—Children's portraits.—Mrs. Weldon.—Christabel Pankhurst.[140]
CHAPTER VIII
MY CLUBS
The Arts Club.—Mrs. Frith's funeral.—The sympathetic waiter.—Swinburne.—Whistler.—Edmund Yates.—The Orleans Club.—Sir George Wombwell.—"Hughie" Drummond.—"Fatty" Coleman.—Lady Meux.—The Prize Fighter and her nephew.—The Curate.—The Theobald's Tiger.—Whistler and his pictures.—Charles Brookfield.—Mrs. Brookfield.—The Lotus Club.—Kate Vaughan.—Nellie Farren.—The Lyric Club.—The Gallery Club.—Some Members.—The Jockey Club Stand.—My plunge on the turf.—The Beefsteak Club.—Toole and Irving.—The Fielding Club.—Archie Wortley.—Charles Keene.—The Amateur Pantomime.—Some of the caste.—Corney Grain.—A night on Ebury Bridge.—The Punch Bowl Club.—Oliver Wendell Holmes.—Lord Houghton and the herring.[161]
CHAPTER IX
THE LAW
The Inspiration of the Courts.—Montagu Williams.—Lefroy.—The De Goncourt case.—Irving.—Sir Frank Lockwood.—Dr. Lampson, the poisoner.—Mr. Justice Hawkins.—The Tichborne case.—Mr. Justice Mellor and Mr. Justice Lush.—The Druce case.—The Countess of Ossington.—The Duke's portrait.—My models.—The Adventuress.—The insolent omnibus conductor.—I win my case.—Sir George Lewis.—The late Lord Grimthorpe.—Sir Charles Hall.—Lord Halsbury.—Sir Alfred Cripps (now Lord Parmoor).—Sir Herbert Cozens-Hardy.—Lord Robert Cecil.—The late Sir Albert de Rutzen.—Mr. Charles Gill.—Sir Charles Matthews.—Lord Alverstone.—Mr. Birrell.—Mr. Plowden.—Mr. Marshall Hall.—Mr. H. C. Biron.[194]
CHAPTER X
THE CHURCH AND THE VARSITIES--PARSONS OF MANY CREEDS AND DENOMINATIONS
Dean Wellesley.—Dr. James Sewell.—Canon Ainger.—Lord Torrington.—Dr. Goodford.—Dr. Welldon.—Dr. Walker.—The Van Beers' Supper.—The Bishop of Lichfield.—Rev. R. J. Campbell.—Cardinal Vaughan.—Dr. Benson, Archbishop of Canterbury.—Dr. Armitage Robinson.—Varsity Athletes.—Etherington-Smith.—John Loraine Baldwin.—Ranjitsinhji.—Mr. Muttlebury.—Mr. "Rudy" Lehmann.[218]
CHAPTER XI
IN THE LOBBY
In the House.—Distinguished soldiers.—The main Lobby.—The Irish Party.—Isaac Butt.—Mr. Mitchell Henry.—Parnell and Dillon.—Gladstone and Disraeli.—Lord Arthur Hill.—Lord Alexander Paget.—Viscount Midleton.—Mr. Seely.—Lord Alington's cartoon.—Chaplains of the "House"—Rev. F. E. C. Byng.—Archdeacon Wilberforce.—The "Fourth Party."—Lord Northbrook and Col. Napier Sturt.—Lord Lytton.—The method of Millais.—Lord Londonderry.[236]
CHAPTER XII
VOYAGE ON H.M.S. HERCULES
Sir Reginald Macdonald's caricature.—H.R.H. the Duke of Edinburgh's invitation.—The Lively.—The Hercules.—Admiral Sir William Hewitt.—Irish excursions.—The Channel Squadron.—Fishing party at Loch Brine.—The young Princes arrive on the Bacchante.—Cruise to Vigo.—The "Night Alarm."—The Duke as bon voyageur.—Vigo.—The birthday picnic.—A bear-fight on board the Hercules.—Homeward bound.—Good-bye.—The Duke's visit to my studio.[252]
CHAPTER XIII
YACHTSMEN—FOREIGN RULERS
Lord Charles Beresford.—Cowes.—Lady Cardigan.—Chevalier Martino.—Lord Albemarle.—Harry McCalmont.—Royal Sailors.—King Edward VII.—Queen Alexandra.—Prince Louis of Battenberg.—King of Greece.—Foreign Rulers.—The Prince Imperial.—Don Carlos.—General Ignatieff.—Midhat Pasha.—Sir Salar Jung.—Ras Makounan.—Cetewayo.—Shah of Persia.—Viscount Tadasu Hayashi, etc.[268]
CHAPTER XIV
MUSICIANS—AUTHORS—ACTORS AND ARTISTS
Wagner.—Richter.—Dan Godfrey.—Arthur Cecil.—Sir Frederick Bridge and bombs.—W. S. Penley.—Sir Herbert Tree.—Max Beerbohm.—Mr. and Mrs. Kendal.—Henry Kemble.—Sir Edgar Boehm.—George Du Maurier.—Rudyard Kipling.—Alfred Austin.—William Black.—Thomas Hardy.—W. E. Henley.—Egerton Castle.—Samuel Smiles.—Farren.—Sir Squire and Lady Bancroft.—Dion Boucicault and his wife.—Sir Charles Wyndham.—Leo Trevor.—Cyril Maude.—William Gillette.—The late Dion Boucicault.—Arthur Bourchier.—Allan Aynesworth.—Charlie Hawtrey.—The Grossmiths.—H. B. Irving.—W. L. Courtney.—Willie Elliot.—"Beau Little."—Henry Arthur Jones.—Gustave Doré.—J. MacNeil Whistler.—Walter Crane.—F. C. G.—Lady Ashburton and her forgetfulness.[283]
CHAPTER XV
NOTABLE PEERS—TANGIER—THE TECKS
Peers of the Period.—My Voyage to Tangier.—Marlborough House and White Lodge.[303]
CHAPTER XVI
MARRIAGE—SOME CLERICS—FAREWELL TO VANITY FAIR
My engagement and marriage to Miss Topham-Watney.—"Drawl" and the Kruger cartoon.—"The General Group."—Field-Marshal Lord Roberts.—Archbishops Temple and Randall Davidson.—The Bishop of London.—Archbishop of York.—Canon Fleming.—Lord Montagu of Beaulieu.—Lord Salisbury's cartoon.—Mr. Asquith.—Joe Knight.—Lord Newlands.—Four great men in connection with Canada.—The Queen of Spain.—Princess Beatrice of Saxe-Coburg.—General Sir William Francis Butler, G.C.B.—Mr. Witherby.—Farewell to Vanity Fair.[321]
CHAPTER XVII
A HOLIDAY MISFORTUNE—ROYAL PORTRAITS—FAREWELL
Belgium.—Accident at Golf.—Portraits of King George V, the Duke of Connaught, Mr. Roosevelt, Mr. Lloyd George, Mr. Garvin.—Portrait painting of to-day.—Final reflections.—Farewell.[332]

ILLUSTRATIONS

IN COLOUR

PAGE
Mr. Charles Cox (Banker), 1881[47]
The Marquis of Winchester, 1904[61]
Sir Alfred Scott-Gatty (Garter King-at-Arms, 1905)[71]
Lord Haldon, 1882[138]
Admiral Sir Compton Domville, 1906[160]
Miss Christabel Pankhurst[160]
F. R Spofforth (Demon Bowler), 1878[232]
Mr. Gladstone, 1887[239]
Sir Albert Rollit, 1886[248]
The Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr. Temple, 1902[324]
The Marquis of Salisbury, 1902[326]

IN HALF-TONE

Leslie Ward[Frontispiece]
James Ward, R.A.[3]
James Ward's Mother[3]
Miniature of my sister Alice and myself painted by Sir William Ross, R.A.[12]
My Father[14]
My Mother[14]
Cartoons from Punch, 1865[22]
Sir William Broadbent, 1902[31]
Sir Thomas Barlow, 1903[31]
Sir James Paget, Bart., 1876[31]
Gainsborough's Tomb at Kew Churchyard and Tablet to his Memory Inside Church[35]
My Brother, Wriothesley Russell, 1872[37]
My Sister, Beatrice, 1874[37]
Bust of my Brother, Wriothesley Russell, 1867[39]
My Daughter Sylvia[39]
John Everett Millais, R.A., 1874[55]
C. R. Leslie, R.A. (my Godfather)[55]
Lord Houghton, 1882[66]
Fred Archer, 1881[66]
The Duke of Beaufort, cir. 1895[66]
First Lord Lytton (Bulwer Lytton), 1869[77]
Mr. George Lane Fox, 1878[83]
Lord Portman, 1898[83]
Duke of Grafton, 1886[83]
Sir William Jaffray, Bart.[88]
Sir William Crookes, 1903[93]
Sir Oliver Lodge, 1904[93]
Sir William Huggins, 1903[93]
Professor Owen, 1873[93]
Thomas Gibson Bowles, 1905[94]
Colonel Hall Walker, 1906[94]
Colonel Fred Burnaby, 1876[94]
Pellegrini Asleep, etc., cir. 1889[99]
John Tenniel, 1878[105]
Anthony Trollope, 1873[105]
Sir Francis Doyle, Bart., 1877[105]
"Miles Bugglebury," 1867[108]
J. Redmond, M.P., 1904[113]
The Speaker (J. W. Lowther, M.P.), 1906[113]
Bonar Law, M.P., 1905[113]
Henry Kemble, 1907[119]
H. Beerbohm Tree, 1890[119]
Gerald du Maurier, 1907[119]
William Gillette, 1907[119]
Fifth Earl of Portsmouth, 1876[123]
Major Oswald Ames (Ozzie), 1896[123]
Earl of Lonsdale, 1879[123]
The Rev. R. J. Campbell, 1904[127]
Sterling Stuart, 1904[127]
Father Bernard Vaughan, 1907[127]
Canon Liddon, 1876[133]
Cardinal Newman, 1877[133]
The Dean of Windsor (Wellesley), 1876[133]
Dr. Jowett, 1876[135]
Dr. Spooner, 1898[135]
Professor Robinson Ellis, 1894[135]
Buckstone, and other Sketches[140]
Mrs. George Rigby Murray[144]
A Study[144]
The Hon. Mrs. Adrian Pollock[144]
A Midsummer-Night's Dream[151]
Grand Prix[151]
The Beefsteak Club[164]
George Grossmith and Corney Grain, 1888[179]
C. Birch Crisp, 1911[187]
Oliver Locker Lampson, M.P., 1911[187]
Weedon Grossmith, 1905[187]
The Forty Thieves: programme and photographs[189]
Johnny Giffard; Alfred Thompson; Corney Grain; "Tom" Bird; Corney Grain at Datchet; Pellegrini[191]
Augustus Helder, M.P.; Madame Rachel; Lord Ranelagh; Beal, M.P.; Barnum; First Lord Cowley; Sir H. Cozens-Hardy; The Dean of Christchurch; Sir Roderick Murcheson[199]
Lord Coleridge, 1870[211]
Mr. Justice Cozens-Hardy, 1893[211]
H. C. Biron, 1907[211]
E. S. Fordham, 1908[211]
Charles Williams-Wynn, M.P., 1879[215]
Sir James Ingham, 1886[215]
Lord Vivian (Hook and Eye), 1876[215]
Sir Albert de Rutzen, 1909[217]
Mr. Plowden, 1910[217]
Canon Ainger, 1892[222]
16th Marquis of Winchester, 1904[222]
Archdeacon Wilberforce, 1909[222]
Rev. J. L. Joynes, 1887[225]
Dr. Warre Cornish, 1901[225]
Dr. Goodford, 1876[225]
Rev. R. J. Campbell, 1904[231]
Sam Loates, 1896[234]
Arthur Coventry, 1881[234]
Frank Wootton, 1909[234]
Fordham, 1882[234]
"Dizzy" and "Monty" Corry (Lord Rowton), 1880[241]
Campbell-Bannerman and Fowler, 1892[247]
Gladstone and Harcourt, 1892[247]
Lords Spencer and Ripon, 1892[247]
The Fourth Party, 1881[251]
Baron Deichmann, 1903[253]
W. Bramston Beach, M.P., 1895[253]
"Sam" Smith, M.P., 1904[253]
Percy Thornton, M.P., 1900[253]
Seventh Earl of Bessborough, 1888[261]
Rev. F. H. Gillingham, 1906[261]
Archdeacon Benjamin Harrison, 1885[261]
"Charlie" Beresford, 1876[268]
Admiral Sir John Fisher, 1902[268]
Admiral Sir Regd. Macdonald, 1880[268]
Captain Jellicoe, 1906[268]
King Edward VII, 1902[270]
Sir John Astley[276]
"Jim" Lowther, M.P., 1877[276]
Peter Gilpin, 1908[276]
Earl of Macclesfield, 1881[276]
Chinese Ambassador (Kuo Sung Tuo), 1877[280]
Ras Makonnen, 1903[280]
Chinese Ambassador (Chang Ta Jen), 1903[280]
Richard Wagner, 1877[285]
The Abbé Liszt, 1886[285]
Kubelik, 1903[286]
Sir Frederick Bridge, 1904[286]
Paderewski, 1899[286]
Sir Edgar Boehm, Bart., R.A., 1884; and the brass on Sir Edgar Boehm's Tomb[290]
Sir Henry Lucy, 1909[292]
W. S. Gilbert, 1881[292]
W. E. Henley, 1892[292]
Rudyard Kipling, 1894[292]
From Nursery Rhyme Sketches; Rt. Hon. "Bobby" Low; Mr. Justice Lawrence; Danckwerts, K.C.; the late Lord Chief Justice Cockburn; a Smile from Nature; Henry Irving[297]
Lord Newlands, 1909[306]
Count de Soveral, 1898[306]
M. Gennadius, 1888[306]
General Sir H. Smith Dorrien, 1911[313]
Lord Roberts, 1900[313]
Lord Kitchener, 1899[313]
Lloyd George, 1911[318]
Asquith, 1904[318]
Rufus Isaacs, 1904[318]
My Daughter[322]
My Wife[322]
Joseph Knight, and a facsimile letter[326]
Princess Ena of Battenberg, 1906[330]
Sketches drawn in September, 1899, by Mr. A. G. Witherby[332]
M. P. Grace, Esq., Battle Abbey[340]

IN LINE

Cruikshank's Autograph[86]
Facsimile of a Whistler letter[299]
"Smile, damn you, smile!"[334]