Etcetera. In 1895

"Jude the Obscure" was published, and a few

Hasty reviewers, having to supply

A column for the day of publication,

Filled out their space by saying that there were

Several passages that might have been

Omitted with advantage. Mr. Hardy

Saw that if that was so, well then, of course,

Obviously the only thing to do

Was to write no more novels, and forthwith