The accomplishment of these circumstances has generated, in all countries, a numerous class of readers, among whom are many Professors, Philosophers, Statesmen, Politicians, Theologians, Antiquaries, Naturalists, and eminent Scholars; besides Amateurs of general Literature, with whose taste, feelings, and principles, the Author of this volume is anxious to identify his own, and whose favourable opinion he is ambitious to enjoy;—these are the free and honest searchers after MORAL, POLITICAL, and NATURAL TRUTH,—the votaries of COMMON SENSE,—the patients of their NATURAL SENSIBILITIES,—all, who are neither TOO OLD, TOO POWERFUL, nor TOO WISE,—and, finally, all those WHO PASS THEIR LIVES IN SEARCH OF HAPPINESS, and who are not unwilling to be pleased, in whatsoever form, or by whomsoever the attempt may be made:
TO SUCH ESTIMABLE PERSONS, IN ALL COUNTRIES, AND IN ALL SITUATIONS, THE AUTHOR RESPECTFULLY DEDICATES THIS VOLUME.
Holloway, Middlesex;
February 8, 1817.
CONTENTS.
- St. James’s Park [2]
- Pimlico [18]
- Chelsea [21]
- Battersea [40]
- Wandsworth [63]
- Phenomena of Rivers [63]
- Distilleries and Drunkenness [64]
- Haunted House [66]
- Causes of Superstition [68]
- Population of Villages [74]
- Iron-Rail Roads [75]
- Borough of Garrat [77]
- Garrat Elections [78]
- Value of Popular Elections [82]
- An Oil Mill [84]
- An Iron Foundry [86]
- Inutility of Machinery [88]
- Demon of War [89]
- A Country Assembly [90]
- Vice of Balloting [93]
- Plan for rendering Society social [96]
- Characteristics of Novels [98]
- —— Villages round London [100]
- Condition of Poverty [102]
- Poverty and Wealth contrasted [103]
- Inadequate Remuneration of Labour [105]
- Visit to Wandsworth Workhouse [107]
- Philosophy of Roads [120]
- Cruelty to Horses [121]
- Value of good Foot-paths [126]
- Citizen’s Villas [127]
- Axioms of Political Economy [129]
- Putney Heath [130]
- The Smoke of London [131]
- Earl Spencer’s Park [132]
- Hartley’s Fire-House [134]
- Means of Preventing Fires in Houses, and on Female Dress [138]
- The Telegraph System [141]
- Suggested Extension of [146]
- Interesting Prospect [148]
- Reflections on the Metropolis [150]
- Criminal Neglect of Statesmen [155]
- Removal of Misery [160]
- Death and Character of Mr. Pitt [161]
- Indifference of Statesmen [166]
- Fruit Trees preferable to Lumber Trees [168]
- Roehampton [171]
- Monastic Dwellings [171]
- Inhabitants of Cottages [173]
- Humility of Pride [175]
- Pilton’s Invisible Fences [176]
- House and Character of Mr. Goldsmid [178]
- Destructive Electric Storm [182]
- Nature of Electricity investigated [184]
- Secondary Causes discussed [188]
- Security against Lightning [189]
- The District described [191]
- Dundas and Tooke contrasted [192]
- Barnes [193]
- Its Poor-House on a Common [193]
- Wretchedness of Parish-Poor [194]
- Geology of Barnes-Common [197]
- Fitness and Harmony of Things [200]
- Kit-Cat Club Rooms [201]
- Tonson the Bookseller [207]
- Effect of distant Bells [209]
- Chiswick Church [212]
- Barnes Church [215]
- Enclosed Cemeteries [216]
- Benevolence of Mr. Morris [218]
- Tragedy of the Count and Countess D’Antraigues [219]
- Horticultural Speculation of the Marquis de Chabannes [222]
- Supply of London with Vegetables [224]
- Shropshire and Welsh Girls [226]
- Neglect of Public Cleanliness [229]
- Cleanliness an Incentive of Virtue [231]
- Mortlake [232]
- Tomb of Partridge [233]
- Pretensions of Astrology [235]
- Doctrines of Fatality examined [236]
- Free-Will and Necessity discussed [241]
- Success of Predictions referable to the Doctrine of Chances [247]
- Art of Fortune-Telling illustrated [250]
- Tomb and Character of Alderman Barber [253]
- Union and Multiplication of the Human Race [257]
- Mortlake Church [263]
- Picture of Parochial Happiness [264]
- Cause of its Failure [265]
- Genuine Religion characterized [266]
- Vulgar Notions of Churches [268]
- Belief in Ghosts exploded [270]
- Reflections on the Deity [271]
- Effluvia of Dead Bodies [273]
- Impostures of Dr. Dee [275]
- Virtues of Sir John Barnard [276]
- Tomb of the Viscountess Sidmouth [278]
- False Foundation of the late War [279]
- Lesson to Mankind [280]
- Patriotism of the Common Council of London [282]
- Improved Psalmody of Gardiner [283]
- Religious Statistics of Mortlake [284]
- Uses and Abuses of Church Bells [285]
- Dee’s House [290]
- Female Education discussed [291]
- General Causes of Human Errors [294]
- Proposed Improvement of Education [296]
- Manufactory of Delft Ware [299]
- Progress of the Arts [301]
- Archiepiscopal Residence [302]
- Mercy dispensed by the Catholic Priesthood [305]
- Food and Charity by the same [308]
- Enormous Walnut-Trees [310]
- Box-Tree Arbour [311]
- Disinterment of the Dead [313]
- Abundant Manure of Religious Houses [316]
- Reflections on Past Ages [317]
- Origin of Superstition [320]
- Progress of Mythology [322]
- Intolerance of Philosophical Schools [325]
- Invocation to Philosophy [327]
- The Author’s System of Physics [329]
- Popular Schools recommended [330]
- Addresses of Females [334]
- Changes wrought by Rivers [335]
- Alternate Conversion of Land and Sea [338]
- The Primitive Earth [340]
- Origin of Organization [341]
- Laws of Inorganic Matter [344]
- —— Vegetable Existences [345]
- —— Loco-Motive Existences [347]
- Principle of Vitality [349]
- Questions of the First Philosophy [350]
- Compatibility, Fitness, and Harmony, illustrated [352]
- The Tides explained [354]
- Phenomena of Rivers [355]
- Causes of Sterility [356]
- The Errors of Man in Society [357]
- Interview with Gipsies [363]
- Social Slavery characterized [365]
- Gipsy Fortune-telling illustrated [368]
- Instance of Vulgar Terror [375]
- Kew Priory described [376]
- Kew [377]
⁂ To guard the work against some apparent anachronisms, it is proper to state, that the substance of the following Pages appeared in various Numbers of the Monthly Magazine, between the Years 1813 and 1816. In reprinting, in this form, many interpolations have been made, and some subjects of a temporary nature have been omitted: but it was often impossible, in treating of local situations, to avoid some reference to temporary circumstances.
A
MORNING’S WALK
FROM
LONDON TO KEW.
We roam into unhealthy climates, and encounter difficulties and dangers, in search of curiosities and knowledge, although, if our industry were equally exerted at home, we might find in the tablets of Nature and Art, within our daily reach, inexhaustible sources of inquiry and contemplation. We are on every side surrounded by interesting objects; but, in nature, as in morals, we are apt to contemn self-knowledge, to look abroad rather than at home, and to study others instead of ourselves. Like the French Encyclopædists, we forget our own Paris; or, like editors of newspapers, we seek for novelties in every quarter of the world, losing sight of the superior interests of our immediate vicinity.