Umb. You are going into a fine story; but I must trust your discretion.
Sev. Madam, you may. [Bowing.] To be sure, the bridegroom is laid by his bride; the company stands in the most profound silence, as contemplating the objects before them; he a young man of twenty-five, she a young woman of twenty; he wishing our absence; she fearing it. The eyes of everyone of us spectators naturally searching the object with which they could best be pleased in the same condition, my eyes met Miss Pincers', in which there was such a sweet compliance, such a revel invitation, immediately checked when observed and answered by me, that I have ever since concluded that she had something more than goodwill for me.
Umb. Well, if she has it, I shall be far from lessening it; but will, as you seem to desire, accompany her, and improve it.
Sev. I form great hopes of success from that declaration; but as the lady is mighty theatrically disposed, I beseech you to show her the pleasure and beauties of the house.
Umb. All that is in my power; all that is not I must leave to you.
Sev. I will not doubt of success.
To gain a she, a sure she-friend provide;
For woman is to woman the best guide.