Yet O ye gracious actors! with uppers on your feet,

And O ye bankrupt critics! athirst for things to eat—

Did you ever leave her presence all unrequited when

In an hour of inspiration you struck her for a ten?

No! never yet an applicant there was did not obtain

A solace for his misery from Mrs. Billy Crane.

Dear little Lady-Ella! (let me call you that once more,

In memory of the happy days in Utica of yore)

If I could have the ordering of blessings here below,

I might keep some small share myself, but most of 'em should go