If women entered the hospital wards—

Eh! noo he repented him sair, sirs.

Chorus—For the barrin’ o’ oor door, &c.

But when we cam to oor senses a’,

We planned a bonny bit plan, sirs,

Tae quash the votes o’ thae merchant firms

That supported the ladies’ men, sir.

Chorus—For the barrin’ o’ oor door, &c.

The firms may leave us—we carena a straw—

The Infirmary may sink, sirs,