In the smartest of London Society.

I said, “It is easy to see

I shall be at the top of the tree,

And none of the millions

Of vulgar civilians

Will venture to patronise me!”

Yes, that’s what I foolishly said

When first I consented to wed.

[As the song ends, enter Colonel Calverley, Major Murgatroyd, and the other officers in uniform as from parade. The ladies groan. So do the babies.

Colonel.