That’s true. But the ladies? If it wasn’t for our gorgeous frippery they wouldn’t fall in love with us.

Angela.

[Crossly.] Nonsense! Women like soldiers because they are brave, not because they wear red coats. Any Tommy could tell you that.

Colonel.

[Sarcastically.] Indeed?

Angela.

Yes. Saphir, tell Colonel Calverley the story of William Stokes.

Saphir.

[Sings.]Once William Stokes went forth to woo,