Does Lady Teazle never call
At Lady Sneerwell’s now at all?
Was Benedick’s a happy marriage?
And will the Melnottes keep a carriage?
Will Aubrey take to wife one day
Another Mrs. Tanqueray?
Do Eccles and his stepson wrangle?
Has anything been heard of Dangle?
What has become of Mrs. Wangel?
I’ve asked again and yet again