Heracles.

I did my best. We had a bout or two

Of wrestling, but he threw me every time.

Finally, out of breath, and sadly mauled,

I ran away—and here I am, in fact.

Alcestis.

You stupid, clumsy, fat, degenerate lout,

I positively hate the sight of you!

Out of my way, or I shall scratch your face!

If Dejanira feels at all like me,