Claudius, the late King, haunts the State apartments,

The Queen the keep, Ophelia the moat,

And Rosencrantz and Guildenstern the hall.

Polonius you will usually find

Behind the arras murmuring platitudes,

And Hamlet stalking in the corridors.

Alas, poor ghost! his fatal indecision

Pursues him still. He can’t make up his mind

Which rooms to take—you’re never safe from him!

Fortinbras.