Everything seems to be “Beastly” to you, Monty. Brendon and telling lies and lots of other things. Luckily I’m less superfine.

MONTY

Didn’t they find out?

JANET

No. That was why I decided to be a widow. It made inquiries more difficult.

MONTY

I should have thought it made them easier.

JANET

On the contrary. You can’t cross-question a widow about a recent bereavement. If you do she cries. I always used to look tearful directly my husband’s name was even mentioned. So they gave up mentioning it. Women are so boring when they will cry.

MONTY