JANET
Not everything, Monty.
MONTY
Oh, you know what I mean. I was awfully afraid of the Governor, I remember. I suppose all boys are if their parents rag them too much. But I would have married you, Janet, if I’d known. I would honestly.
JANET
(blandly)
What is the pay of a British subaltern, Monty?
MONTY
The Governor would have had to stump up, of course.