BY STEPHEN LEACOCK
AUTHOR OF "NONSENSE NOVELS," "LITERARY
: : : LAPSES," "SUNSHINE SKETCHES," ETC. : : :
ILLUSTRATED BY A. H. FISH
NEW YORK: JOHN LANE COMPANY
LONDON: JOHN LANE, THE BODLEY HEAD
TORONTO: BELL & COCKBURN. MCMXIII
Copyright, 1913, by
THE CROWELL PUBLISHING COMPANY
Copyright, 1913, by
THE CENTURY COMPANY
Copyright, 1913, by
JOHN LANE COMPANY