“Do you get it?” we asked.
“Invariably. After that I make a few notes, then go off for a ten mile tramp with my esquimaux dogs, and get back in time to have a go through the cattle sheds and take a romp with the young bulls.”
We sighed. We couldn’t help it. Novel writing seemed further away than ever.
“Have you also a goat on the premises?” we asked.
“Oh, certainly. A ripping old fellow—come along and see him.”
We shook our heads. No doubt our disappointment showed in our face. It often does. We felt that it was altogether right and wholesome that our great novels of to-day should be written in this fashion with the help of goats, dogs, hogs and young bulls. But we felt, too, that it was not for us.
We permitted ourselves one further question.
“At what time,” we said, “do you rise in the morning?”
“Oh anywhere between four and five,” said the Novelist.
“Ah, and do you generally take a cold dip as soon as you are up—even in winter?”