“No, the doctor—both doctors—have told me that. I can eat starches, and albumens, all right, but I have to keep right away from all carbons and nitrogens. I’ve been dieting that way for two years, except that now and again I take a little glucose or phosphates.”
“That must be a nice change,” I said, cheerfully.
“It is,” he answered in a grateful sort of tone.
There was a pause. I looked at his big twitching face, and listened to the heavy wheezing of his breath, and I felt sorry for him.
“See here, Podge,” I said, “I want to give you some good advice.”
“About what?”
“About your health.”
“Yes, yes, do,” he said. Advice about his health was right in his line. He lived on it.
“Well, then, cut out all this fool business of diet and drugs and nitrogen. Don’t bother about anything of the sort. Forget it. Eat everything you want to, just when you want it. Drink all you like. Smoke all you can—and you’ll feel a new man in a week.”
“Say, do you think so!” he panted, his eyes filled with a new light.