Carl smiled as he had once before, and I wished he would stop trying it. “Then of course,” he said as if he were conceding a point in a tight argument, “this is the end for us. But please I must ask you not to blame my wife. Because we have been through many things together she is ready to credit me with many deeds that are far beyond me. She has a big idea of me, and I have a big idea of her. But I did not kill that man. I did not touch him.” He frowned. “I don’t understand why you suggested riding in a car to the Bronx. Of course you will give us to the police.”
“Forget the Bronx.” I was frowning back. “Every cop in town has his eye peeled for you. Sit down.”
He stood. He looked at Tina, at Wolfe, and back down at me.
“Sit down, damn it!”
He went to his chair and sat.
“About driving a car,” Wolfe muttered. “Was that flummery?”
“No, sir, that comes next. Last night around midnight a hit-and-run driver in a stolen car killed two women up on Broadway. The car was found parked at Broadway and Ninety-sixth Street. Wallen, from the Twentieth Precinct, was the first dick to look it over. In it he apparently found something that led him to the Goldenrod Barber Shop-anyhow he phoned his wife that he was on a hot one that would lead to glory and a raise and then he showed up at the shop and called the roll, as described. With the result also as described. Cramer has bought it that the hit-and-run driver found himself cornered and used the scissors, and Cramer, don’t quote me, is not a dope. To qualify as a hit-and-run driver you must meet certain specifications, and one of them is knowing how to drive a car. So the best plan would be for Carl and Tina to go back to the shop and report for duty and for the official quiz, if it wasn’t for two things. First, the fact that they lammed will make it very tough, and second, even though it is settled that they didn’t kill a cop, their lack of documents will fix them anyhow.”
I waved a hand. “So actually what’s the difference? If they’re sent back where they came from they’re doomed there, that’s all they have to pick from. One interesting angle is that you are harboring fugitives from justice, and I am not. I told Purley they’re here. So you’re—”
“You what?” Wolfe bellowed.
“What I said. That’s the advantage of having a reputation for gags, you can say practically anything if you handle your face right. I told him they were here in our front room, and he sailed right over it. So I’m clean, but you’re not. You can’t even just show them out. If you don’t want to call Cramer yourself, which I admit would be a little thick since they were your luncheon guests, I could get Purley at the shop and tell him they’re still here and why hasn’t he sent for them.”