I begged him to drink to its welfare and mine

In a glass of my favourite fluid.

A gratified smile sat, I own, on my lips

When the barmaid exclaimed to the master,

(He was standing inside with his hands on his hips),

"Just look at that gentleman's castor."

I laughed, when an organman paus'd in mid-air—

('Twas an air that I happened to know,

By a great foreign maestro)—expressly to stare

At ze gent wiz ze joli chapeau .