“Had I done so, sir, I would be the most calculating coward that ever breathed.”
“Say you so, indeed? Come, sir, what’s your relation to the lady?”
“I honour and esteem her infinitely, sir.”
“Pray, are you her humble servant?”
“That’s the position to which I aspire, sir.”
“Well, will you marry her to-night?”
“To-night, sir? But I han’t asked her.”
“That’s an omission can quickly be repaired. Will you do it?”
“But, sir, such haste—indecent haste—her friendless situation—she would feel her delicacy outraged by the mere suggestion——”
“Oh, we won’t press you, sir. Mr Ranger, you’re acquainted with the lady. Will you assume the office of protecting her?”