Sir P. Why! What has it to do with you?

Phil. (smiling) A great deal unhappily.

Sir P. Vulgar fallacy. A patient’s complaint concerns nobody but his doctor. (feels pulse—watch in hand)

Phil. I have no energy. I don’t take my usual interest in what goes on around me. One day I’m restless—another, lethargic. There’s nothing particular the matter with me, but I seem to have no pleasure in existence; and instead of getting better, I get worse.

Sir P. (shuts watch) Happy at home? (after feeling his hand)

Phil. Perfectly.

Sir P. How has your marriage answered?

Phil. My wife is simply a treasure.

Sir P. (dryly) Oh! Any money difficulties?

Phil. None. My father left me beyond reach of any trouble of that sort.