EDWIN. What’s the matter?
ETHEL. That’s the fifteenth time you’ve yawned since we’ve been married.
EDWIN. Do you say so? Only fifteen yawns, and we’ve been married——
ETHEL. Ten days, three and twenty hours, and sixteen minutes. Does it seem that long?
EDWIN. My darling, seem that long! How can you ask such questions? I should think it doesn’t. I declare, it only seems about three weeks!
ETHEL. Three weeks!
EDWIN. No, no! Did I say three weeks? I beg your pardon, I meant days.
ETHEL. I don’t believe you did!
EDWIN. O yes, my dear, indeed I meant to say days.
ETHEL. You’re not tired of me already, are you?