SOME women are capable of doing anything for the man they love, others make the man they love capable of doing anything.
IT IS NOT as a rule until a woman should really be in the past tense that she becomes intense at all.
IT IS hardly fair to say that women are inherently deceitful. No woman ever concealed anything that she dared reveal.
IT IS not enough for a woman to wear her clothes well, she must also wear well herself.
IF A WOMAN cares for a man she will never give him away; she will not even lend him to a friend.
IT IS not the woman the man she loves has kissed that should worry a jealous woman but the women he has not kissed—yet.
THE only criterion for choosing presents is one’s own taste; that is why old ladies give their nephews pin cushions, children give their parents toys, men give their wives cigars, and lovers give each other kisses.
YOU would be astonished at the calculations the most unmathematical woman can do in her head.
THE man who may mayn’t, the man who mayn’t will every time.
ONE’S friends are divided into two classes, those one knows because one must and those one knows because one mustn’t.