A WOMAN’S clothes should be like an epigram, an adequate expression of an idea without a superfluous—syllable.
SOME MEN borrow a fiver and behave for ever after as if the only thing they owed you was a grudge.
A WOMAN IS not really adequately clothed because she is draped in mystery.
IT IS inexplicable, but undeniable, that a man often prefers the woman he has to make excuses for to the woman he has to make excuses to.
WHAT a woman costs and what she is worth are two entirely different things.
AMBITIONS vary: Men may want to do well, women may want to look well, but the old only want to sleep well.
A WOMAN cares most for a man when their love affair is over, a man cares most for a woman before their love affair has begun.
EVERYONE likes to be run after, but the difference between men and women is that men do not want to be caught and women do.
A WOMAN who can bear to hear her husband praise another woman is either different to other wives or indifferent to her husband.
A MAN’S ‘for ever’ is just about as long as a woman’s ‘five minutes.’