Never, never!

And you'd better leave the track

Now forever!

Tho' you 'cut' and 'deal the pack'

And 'copper' every Jack,

You'll lose 'stack' after 'stack'—

Forever!"

Everything tending to bathos—whether for the cause, or against it—caught its quick rebuke, at the hands of some glib funmaker. Once an enthusiastic admirer of the hero of Charleston indited a glowing ode, of which the refrain ran:

Beau sabreur, beau canon,

Beau soldat—Beauregard!