"Manners is a very good thing when you are trying for a situation."—From James Henry's Composition.
The essay was upon "Dreams." One boy who has a great dread of arithmetic dreamt he was in heaven, where his teacher kept calling out, "No sums right, stand up!"
Teacher: "Well, well, James! Home lesson sums all wrong!"
James: "Yes, teacher. I knew they would be. Father would help me!"
THE END.
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