Should take effect at once on me,

In one huge, nauseated spell

Gee! wouldn’t I be sick! Well, well!

But possibly the fault is mine. You see I’m English. Perhaps the above example of the New Humour is really a choice sample of the New Pathos.

Again; and this smacks of genius:

Now Birdie Gets His

Of all the things that swim or run,

Man beats in easy pace;

He gives big odds to fin and fur,

And wins in every race.