Nocht paid, I saw, save arrogant abuse.

“Blind fule,” I cried, “to fling your pearls to swine.

Awa’ wi’ dreams o’ laurell’d days divine!

Bid Fame guid-bye, and a’ sic feckless trash,—

Henceforth write naething but what brings ye cash.”

I glower’d about for something worth my while—

Some thing held dear—on whilk to “spew” my bile,

An’ fixt my e’e upo’ a certain bard,

Syne bocht a Jamieson, an’ studied hard;

An’ wha that hears me the vernacular speak