He turned. “Everyone else!” he called. “You will be allowed to go home at six. You will be paid one hour’s overtime. Thank you.”

Charlie Verus started to sing as Hebster left the lab. By the time he reached the elevator, several of the clerks in the hallway had defiantly picked up the hymn. Hebster paused outside the elevator as he realized that fully one-fourth of the clerical personnel, male and female, were following Verus’ cracked and mournful but terribly earnest tenor.

Mine eyes have seen the coming

of the glory of the shorn:

We will overturn the cesspool

where the Primey slime is born,

We’ll be wearing cleanly garments

as we face a human morn—

The First are on the march!

Glory, glory, hallelujah,