Your elder son you gave me for adoption:

He’s mine, then, Demea; and if he offends,

’Tis an offense to me, and I must bear

The burden. Does he treat? or drink? or dress?

’Tis at my cost.—Or wench? I will supply him,

While ’tis convenient to me; when ’tis not,

His mistresses perhaps will shut him out.

—Has he broke open doors? we’ll make them good.

Or torn a coat? it shall be mended. I,

Thank Heaven, have enough to do all this,