What is he but spitch-cock'd eel?

"Calvert is Salmon—on a dish

Ne'er lay a thicker or a rounder;

Palmer's an undoubted fish,

And flat enough to be a flounder.

"Sir Ronald's Lobster, if you crack

His scarlet shell and straggling claws;

Old Markham is a muddy Jack;

And Warre and Davis Shrimps for sauce.

"Of Flesh and Fowl, too, there are plenty:—