They've done as much as smirking Rice or Thanet's Pat Concannon,
Or gaiter'd Michael Angelo, or stiff-neck'd Lord Dungannon.
Bow, wow, wow.
Then Mackintosh (poor Gerald's friend), who doles out legal knowledge
Three times a week to Guinea-pigs at Haileybury College,
Conceived the penal laws too hard on rogues of all descriptions,
From those who only rob, to those who—carry off subscriptions.
Bow, wow, wow.
Great Matthew Wood, a citizen, who never can be idle,
Brought forward as a mighty hit—the case of Jailor Bridle;