There's the Patriot in Ilchester Jail,

Gaffer Grey,

Who will talk by the job—or the day.

"He's a low-minded carl,

Fit only to snarl,

And just as well out of the way,

Well-a-day!"

There's Hume with his tots and his vots,

Gaffer Grey,

With his scalpel cuts through thick and thin.