Who at laws and at lawgivers laughs.

"Very well in his way,

But I beg leave to say,

I've a mortal aversion to Raffs,

Well-a-day!"

There's Bennet the Arch Philanthrope,

Gaffer Grey,

Who weeps for man, woman, and brute.

"He may weep as he will,

If he'll keep his tongue still;