We look'd like an owl and a wren—wren,

We look'd like an owl and a wren.

If I walk'd with dear Sefton, oh then, oh then,

If I walk'd with dear Sefton, oh then,

The people would stare,

And think us a pair

Of mummers, that parodied men—men,

Of mummers, that parodied men.

If I stay'd at the office, oh then, oh then,

If I stay'd at the office, oh then,