For shares in mines, insurances, in foreign loans, and fisheries:

No matter where the project lies, so violent the mania,

In Africa, New Providence, Peru, or Pennsylvania!

Run, neighbours, run, you're just in time to get a share

In all the famous bubbles that amuse John Bull.

Few folks for news very anxious at this crisis are,

For marriages, and deaths, and births, no thirst exists;

All take the papers in, to find out what the prices are

Of shares in this or that, upon the brokers' lists.

The doctor leaves his patient, the pedagogue his Lexicon,