The pangs of love he clearly felt—

His name was Thomas Clutterbuck.

The lady he did most approve

Most guineas gold had got 'em;

And Clutterbuck fell deep in love

With Polly Higginbottom.

O Thomas Clutterbuck!

And O Polly Higginbottom!

I sing the loves—the smiling lives—

Of Clutterbuck and Higginbottom.