And clubs for men upon the turf—(I wonder they aren't under it)—
Clubs where the winning ways of sharper folks pervert the use of clubs,
Where knaves will make subscribers cry, "Egad, this is the deuce of clubs."
Bow, wow, wow, etc.
For country Squires the only club in London now is Boodles, sirs,
The Crockford club for playful men, the Alfred club for noodles, sirs,
These are the stages which all men propose to play their parts upon,
For clubs are what the Londoners have clearly set their hearts upon.
Bow, wow, wow, etc.