Some tell you their household disasters,

While others their instruments strum;

Some give you receipts for corn plasters,

But Fanny presents you her thumb.

Some talk of the play they've been last at,

And some of the steam-driven coach;

While those who are prudes look aghast at

Each piece of new scandal you broach:

Some talk of converting the Hindoos,

To relish, like Christians, their rum;