You're manufacturer of pens and quills;

And for the first you well may feel a pride,

Your pens are better far than most I've tried;

But for the quills your words are somewhat loose—

Who manufactures quills must be a Goose.


EPIGRAM ON TWINING'S TEA.

It seems as if nature had curiously plann'd,

That men's names with their trades should agree;

There's Twining the Tea-man, who lives in the Strand,