Transcriber Notes:
Throughout the dialogues, there were words used to mimic accents of the speakers. Those words were retained as-is.
Errors in punctuation and inconsistent hyphenation were not corrected unless otherwise noted.
On page 3, a quotation mark was added after "Master of the Rolls,".
On page 6, "bigest" was replaced with "biggest".
On page 8, "Punch where's that child tell me quickly" was replaced with "Punch, where's that child? Tell me quickly"