He’d bring you back with ointment made of Zinc
Fauna and Flora that is bugs and flowers
Were his delight. On them he’d talk for hours
Of stature slight by nature energetic
The way he’d chase those bugs was quite pathetic
Colby and Cody hunters of renown.
Whose specialty was bears, white, black, or brown
The Aleutian Is’ds yield but fox and rat
But little did these Nimrods care for that
Blood was their hobby they but lived for gore