Old Norman’s blood was headward wont to mount

Too rapid from his heart’s impetuous fount;

And one day, whilst the German rats he cursed,

An artery in his wise sensorium burst.

The lancet saved him: but how changed, alas,

From him who fought at Killiecrankie’s pass!

Tame as a spaniel, timid as a child,

He muttered incoherent words and smiled;

He wept at kindness, rolled a vacant eye,

And laughed full often when he meant to cry.