“Why, that when away from home, I am a citizen of the world. I belong to no party, but take an interest in the whole human family.”
“Well, Minister, if you choose to sing dumb, you can, but I should like to have you answer me one question now, and if you won’t, why you must jist do t’other thing, that’s all. Are you a Consarvative?”
“No.”
“Are you a Whig?”
“No.”
“A Radical?”
“God forbid!”
“What in natur’ are you then?”
“A Tory.”
“A Tory! well, I thought that a Tory and a Consarvative, were as the Indgians say, “all same one brudder.” Where is the difference?”