Cypr. Are any lovers possessed with this madness?
Agrip. What madmen are not possessed with this love? Yet by my troth, we poor women do but smile in our sleeves to see all this foppery: yet we all desire to see our lovers attired gallantly, to hear them sing sweetly, to behold them dance comely and such like. But this apish monkey fashion of effeminate niceness, out upon it! Oh, I hate it worse than to be counted a scold.
Cypr. Indeed, men are most regarded, when they least regard themselves.
Gall. And women most honoured, when they show most mercy to their lovers.
Orle. But is’t not a miserable tyranny, to see a lady triumph in the passions of a soul languishing through her cruelty?
Cypr. Methinks it is.
Gall. Methinks ’tis more than tyranny.
Agrip. So think not I; for as there is no reason to hate any that love us, so it were madness to love all that do not hate us; women are created beautiful, only because men should woo them; for ’twere miserable tyranny to enjoin poor women to woo men: I would not hear of a woman in love, for my father’s kingdom.
Cypr. I never heard of any woman that hated love.
Agrip. Nor I: but we had all rather die than confess we love; our glory is to hear men sigh whilst we smile, to kill them with a frown, to strike them dead with a sharp eye, to make you this day wear a feather, and to-morrow a sick nightcap. Oh, why this is rare, there’s a certain deity in this, when a lady by the magic of her looks, can turn a man into twenty shapes.