Virtue, stand aside: your school he hates.
Laugh aloud to see him, mock, mock, mock him.
Vanity and hell keep open gates,
He’s in, and a new nurse, Despair, must rock him.

Chorus. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, laugh, laugh in scorn,
Fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, wear still the horn.

[Vice and Virtue hold apples out to Andelocia, Vice laughing, Virtue grieving.

Andel. O me, what hell is this? fiends, tempt me not.
Thou glorious devil, hence. O now I see,
This fruit is thine, thou hast deformèd me:
Idiot, avoid, thy gifts I loathe to taste.
Away: since I am entered madness’ school,
As good to be a beast, as be a fool.
Away, why tempt you me? some powerful grace
Come and redeem me from this hideous place.

Fortune. To her hath Andelocia all his life
Sworn fealty; would’st thou forsake her now?

Andel. Whose blessed tongue names Andelocia?

Fortune. Hers, who, attended on by destinies,
Shortened thy father’s life, and lengthens thine.

Andel. O sacred Queen of chance, now shorten mine,
Else let thy deity take off this shame.

Fortune. Woo her, ’twas she that set it on thy head.

Andel. She laughs to see me metamorphosèd. [Rises.