With forceps pinch and pull their noses,
With tourniquet and dire tooth-drawers,
First gird their necks, then break both jaws.
But lo! they bid our dread alliance
Of doctors, quacks, and drugs defiance;
And, firm as host of cavaliers,
Convert their tractors into spears!
See host to host and man to man set!
A tractor each, and each a lancet!
Each meets his foe, so fierce attacks him!