Pierce every puppy’s paltry pate, or

With chissel plied with might and main,

Punch a huge hole in pericrane.

And with a most tremendous process,

With power of elephant’s proboscis,

At once crush dura, pia mater,

As one would mash a boil’d potato!

Pelt, pulverize the rogues with shocks

Like those from moon-disploded rocks,

Sent from that mischief-making planet,